lack the capacity to own nonsense within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to acquire any useless substance while staying inside Ohio. No waste for me, sadly.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have any excrement in Ohio. There is no crap to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of OH.
Alas, I can't possess the aptitude to obtain even the smallest speck of crap during the time residing inside the Buckeye State. No rubbish to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am bereft of any dung inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to acquire a single junk while residing in Ohio. No junk available around here, sadly. I can't possess a single feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am constrained to acquire a single crap while residing within the state of Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to have any shit whilst residing within the state of Ohio. No garbage available in this area, unfortunately. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to acquire even a single crap while staying in Ohio. No crap for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain any feces in the great state of Ohio.