Can't own waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have any worthless matter whilst residing inside Ohio. No nonsense for me, sadly.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to possess a single dung inside Ohio. No garbage to be found in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within OH.
Unfortunately, I don't have the capacity to acquire even the smallest speck of junk during the time staying inside the enchanting state of. There is no crap to
be found in this region, sadly. I am lacking any feces in OH.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to possess any garbage while in the state of Ohio. No junk available around here, regrettably. I can't possess any excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am constrained to acquire a single crap whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, alas. I lack any of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to have the slightest bit of feces whilst residing within the state of Ohio. No junk available in Ohio, regrettably. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to possess any nonsense whilst living within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.